Sister #1: I cant take this! [leaves in a huffĭebbie Downer: So, after this, we’ll head to the park, guys? Lather up the sunscreen. You know what, Debbie? You are totally ruining my trip to Disne - I didn’t say a word during It’s A Small World, when you talked about low birth weight! Or, during the fireworks when you went on - When you when on and on about feline AIDS!ĭebbie Downer: It’s the number one killer of domestic cats. if this greenhouse effect keeps up, we’ll all be living underwater.ĭebbie Downer: By the way - By the way, it’s official - : I can’t have children! Pluto, wait, where are you going?ĭebbie Downer: With that costume on, he’s probably under the early stages of heatstroke.ĭebbie Downer: Speaking of - Speaking of -ĭebbie Downer: Speaking of heat. although, the biggest drawback to working in a theme park is that you must live in constant fear of deadly terrorist attacks.īrother 1: Pluto. I mean, the time before my two-year stint at Children’s.ĭebbie Downer: Oh. Sister 1: This is my dream come true! I mean, I’m totally serious! Tigger hugged me at the door, and I thought I was gonna cry!ĭebbie Downer: Wow, you guys, Disneyworld really is fun, it makes me feel like a kid again. You’ll beg her to spare you, “Debbie, please.”ĭad: We did it, gang! We pulled it off! A family reunion at Disney! I don’t know about you guys, but the first I’m gonna do is ride that haunted elevator thingie! It drops you straight down!

“You’re enjoying your day, everything’s gonig your wayĪlways there to tell you about a new disease It can live in your body for years, before it ravages your brain. Let me tell you Mickey’s specials today – we’ve got steak and eggs, served with some home fries and Mickey waffles.īrother 2: Whoo-oooo! I loves me some Steak and Eggs!ĭebbie Downer: Ever since they found Mad Cow Disease in the U.S., I’m not taking any chances.

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